January 25, 2007

I am a winner!

The other day at work, I answered my phone and was greeted by a very cheery voice that informed me my business card had been chosen from countless others in a drawing to win a free lunch at Hobee’s. Hobee’s? I LOVE Hobee’s! And so do my friends.

keep reading I am a winner!

January 20, 2007

A question for the ladies

Hey girls, could you do me a favor?

  1. Grab a measuring tape
  2. Measure your waist
  3. Measure the largest part of your thigh
  4. Tell me the difference (in inches) between your waist measurement and your thigh measurement
  5. You do not have to tell me either of the measurements, just the difference between the two

If you don’t want to leave your answer in the comments, you can e-mail it to me at catheroo at gmail dot com. I won’t share the findings, I promise, nor will I judge you.

I don’t want to admit here (for all the internets to see) why I am asking this, but if you do me this favor, I’ll spill the beans and tell you why I’m curious to know.

Thanks, chicas!

December 17, 2006

All I want for Christmas is…

…not a Chia Pet. Does anyone ever put one of these on their Christmas wish list? Have you ever given one as a gift? Received one?

I’m just curious.

November 29, 2006

You can’t judge a book by its cover

Nor can you assume that a man crossing the street on a cold day is wearing a knit cap over his permed hair.

Because it might be that the man crossing the street just has a really really bad mullet.

Oh, it was heinous.

November 17, 2006

Where are they now?

About a year ago, I wrote this.

Then today I read about one of Heidi’s latest recruits. This is wrong on so many levels, but I sure hope he refrains from the ear nibbling.

November 16, 2006


While tuned in to ABC-HD tonight, anxiously awaiting the series premiere of Day Break, starring Taye Diggs*, I was shocked to hear this on a commercial for a new game show:

“You’ve seen the waltz. The rumba, and even the mambo. But you’ve never seen…the SHAT.”

Did I hear that right? The past tense of the word shit? To describe Captain Kirk? Is this supposed to be clever? I thought ABC was owned by Disney. Let’s see…twitterpated, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, hakuna matata, zippity-do-dah, shat. Yeah. that word doesn’t fit so well.

But mostly, is use of this word in promos supposed to entice viewers to tune in to Show Me the Money when it fills the Dancing with the Stars time slot? Well, maybe if the show is shat-tastic, shat-stounding, and shat-rageous as the producers promise.

And lastly, is my mind just in the gutter toilet, or did you think what I thought?

*Whether or not Taye’s Groundhog Day-type show proves to be a good mid-season temporary replacement for Lost, the boy is hawt.

November 13, 2006

To each his own

I don’t know how my blog appeared in the results of this search, but a recent visitor was directed here by going to Google and searching smelling womens stockings.

Nowhere on this blog have I ever discussed such a thing, but hey, I always accept new visitors!

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