catheroominations

a horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course
that is, of course,
unless the horse
is one of heidi fleiss’ studs.

giddy-up! heidi fleiss is back in the saddle and is opening a brothel in nevada, catering exclusively to women. if you’re an out-of-work male prostitute reading this, you may want to apply at heidi fleiss’ stud farm. it’s a stable job that pays $250 an hour (50% of which goes to the hollywood madam) and you get to keep your tips.

oh, and jockeys ladies, the opening is planned for 2 months from now, so dig that riding crop out of storage and start saving your pennies.