May 9, 2008

I think we need to get a treadmill

But not for health reasons. See for yourself:

October 12, 2007

Like a dog without a bone, like a house that’s not a home

Look what my sister found on YouTube. Thirty years ago, I spent my Friday nights watching these two clean-cut kids. And tonight when I played the video my sister sent, and the song started playing, I remembered all of the lyrics.*

*And yeah. I sang along. OK? Shuddup.

October 18, 2006

For your entertainment

October 14, 2006

Joke from Toad the Wet Sprocket

At a recent TTWS concert, someone from the band told a joke that went something like this:

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other,

“Damn it’s hot in here, huh?”

The other muffin, screams…

“GAH! Talking muffin!”

Your turn. Comment below and tell me a stupid joke.

September 7, 2006

Jag in the Box


Seen in the Chili’s parking lot today at lunch. My friend Krissy called it a Jackuar, which cracked me up, as Krissy is wont to do. But I believe the correct pronunciation requires a pseudo English accent, and enunciation of the ‘u’. Like this:


That reminds me…today I spoke with a Brit on the phone and he sounded so polite and educated. This gentleman used words and phrases like brilliant, good stuff, and jolly good, and to me, it sounded just splendid. When I use the word brilliant, it’s usually to describe someone or something far from the true definition, like an idiot driver who just cut me off on the freeway in his lifted-up, stupid-ass truck that my car could drive underneath without scratching its roof and do you purposely try to look stupid? Because if so, brilliant!

August 16, 2006

Caption this

Jasper's opinion

May 2, 2006

an Apple a day

I just saw the new Apple “Virsues” ad that aired during The Late Show with David Letterman. I went to Apple’s site to watch the other installments because I am a Mac-loving geek. Lo and behold, the videos on Apple’s site didn’t play. That’s right. On my Mac, the Apple ads in Quicktime would not play.

Lucky for you, I solved the problem and am sharing the solution with you, my loyal readers. If you’re using Firefox (you are, right?) and you have Adblock installed (you do, right?) disable it before trying to watch the ads.

Watch the clever, yet oh so simple commericals here.

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