March 22, 2006

You’re Your husband


March 8, 2006

yahoo! is so helpful

look what information my yahoo! homepage offers me today, march 8.

first, the weather. wow, it’s colder in san jose and phoenix than it is in wisconsin. weird! and weirder that it’s dark in phoenix at 10 a.m. are they having an eclipse?
baby it's cold outside

oh, and buzz about the upcoming oscars. apparently, crash, one of the best film nominees has a lot of swear words. probably won’t win then.

wonder who will win the oscars!

and yahoo offers up-to-the-minute news stories, too!


I’m so glad I set my homepage to yahoo! so I can be in the know.

March 1, 2006

she’s not a bigit

want to help those who are gramatically challenged?

do you have an apostrophe key you’d like to donate?

here’s your chance.

January 20, 2006

paris santana row is burning


just a little bit though.

the sirens are blaring and I can see smoke from our office.

I think we should be allowed to go home. smoke inhalation and all. cough, cough. see?

but seriously, I hope no one is injured, it didn’t start in someone’s home, and my precious chili’s is ok. it looks like it’s near there, judging from the ladder on the fire truck.

here are some pictures from the last time it happened. I don’t know who took these. maybe davis did.


from office

our office

January 17, 2006

comcastic! comcast dick!

the boy has an incredible tv. it’s got a 65-inch screen, has ear-bleeding surround sound and now, a new hd cable box and dvr. so of course we would watch 24 at his house, rather than on my puny 27-inch boob tube. jack bauer never looked better. explosions never more…well…explosive. blood splatters never more real (ok, I’ve never seen real blood splatters, but you get my point).

jack's backI won’t put any spoilers here for those of you needing to catch up on the 4-hour season premiere, but I will say this about the first scene of day 5:




last night the suspense cotinued where sunday night’s episodes left off, and just as we were beginning the fourth hour of jack’s effed up day, a screen popped up on the tv that said “recording has been lost.” kaput. gonzo. buh-bye. not only was the recording erased, but the dvr controls stopped working. we couldn’t rewind live tv, pause, nuthin’. there wasn’t even a sorry, or sad face, or any emotion in that cold, heartless “you’re screwed” message.


luckily, trusty tivo was in the other room. we quickly ran to see if our reliable old friend could help us. would he take us back, after we were so easily led astray by the shiny, new toy that just died on us?

tivo welcomed us with his happy blips and dings and led us to the continuation of our mind-blowing show. thank goodness the boy hadn’t removed his season pass yet.

oh tivo, how I love thee.

January 15, 2006

yahoops, they did it again

gawd! how lame are they to miss this typo?


January 10, 2006

…and yahoo might need a proofreader for their headlines

or is it the associated pressryan who??

ryan who?

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