March 2, 2008

Waiting for Obama and Clinton to shave a turtle on this one

Because it is vital to the security of our nation. And I am basing my vote solely on how they stand on this particular issue.

The Onion

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall.

roominate on this yourself