YESSSSSS!!!
I’m watching an episode of The Colbert Report on TiVo, and they just aired an ad for…
GUYS GONE WILD
Yes, ladies. It’s true. It’s payback time. Woohoo! Choose from The Big Easy, Heatstroke, and Dude, Where’s My Pants?* (Nice grammar on that last title, guys.) Hurry, get to guise gone w!ld daht com (I’m so not linking to that) and order your very own copy, each for just $19.99!
THUD (I just imagined it on the 65-inch screen.)
*In Spanish, that’s El Grande Facil, Insolación, and Hombre, Donde Estan Mis Pantalones**, but really, do you care about audio for this type of thing?
**OK, so maybe it isn’t gramatically Spanishly correct, but I really just wanted to say “Hombre, donde estan mis pantalones?”
Daht com? You sahnd like you’re from Pittsburgh now!
Oh, and is Stephen Colbert in any of those videos? ‘Cause, um, you know, he’s kinda cute.
I don’t know about that, are the guys hot? How wild are they, exactly? I don’t want to see any dongs.