July 6, 2005

plummet at the summit

my friend jenni just told me that birthday boy and commander-in-chief, george bush fell down and went boom today. he’s in scotland for the g-8 summit. he was riding his bike around the hotel grounds and collided with a policeman. apparently george likes to forge on the presidential bicycle as he was traveling at pretty high speed at the time of the incident.
no one was seriously injured. the prez suffered scrapes and bruises and the police officer was taken to the hospital with a possible ankle injury.
the officer “declined to speculate about who was at fault,” according to the report in The australian.

roominate on this yourself