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February 11, 2008

Stupid

Look what I did on the way to work:

OUCH!

I’m fine, aside from a few aches and pains in my neck and back. My car, as you can see, is not fine, and I will not have it for about 3 weeks.

Until today I’d never caused an accident. I looked down for a minute, while I was in stop and go traffic, and traffic came to a STOP while I was still in GO mode. Unlike most days, I was not drinking hot coffee at the time. I was also not talking on the phone, putting on makeup, eating, texting, or adjusting the radio. I was looking at the dashboard. Or something. I don’t even know what caught my attention and took it from the road, but when I saw how close the monstrous SUV was, I slammed on the brakes and watched my hood crinkle up toward me. And then I said fuck. Which was probably louder than the crash.

The girl I hit was very nice and had the cutest red patent leather Mary Janes I have ever seen. I wanted to tell her that…”So, I’m not going to apologize for hitting you because that’s the last thing I’m supposed to do, but I will say that your shoes are adorable. Please don’t sue me or anything, K?” Seriously though, there were just a few scrapes on her bumper. Thank goodness.

We did all our official business, filed a police report, got a tow to the body shop, and now my car is waiting for a full tear-down to see if it can be fixed. If it can’t be fixed, I’m getting an SUV, dammit.

16 people have roominated “Stupid”

  1. RachelV had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Oh man! So sorry. What a crappy way to start a week! Glad to hear that you’re OK and that the other driver was OK too.

  2. Jenni had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    OH NO!!!! That sucks big time! I’m so glad you’re OK though. Man. Keep us posted about the car.

  3. Dagny had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Glad to hear that you’re OK. Poor car though.

  4. Alison had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    I’ll echo what everyone else said!

  5. Sarah had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Oh, poor hoody bonnety thing. Glad to hear you’re a-ok though.

  6. mil had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    what a shock to see that picture! you will need lots of tlc from matte and a good hot bath with some wine to help you relax and get through this. you may be sore tomorrow. all this is said from experience. so know you have my full sympathy. and be prepared when you get your next insurance bill. but meanwhile, i am soooo glad you are ok. aren’t monday’s awful?

  7. Tobie had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Glad you’re ok!

  8. Sandi had this to say on February 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Ouch! At least you’re okay - that’s a very good thing. But the rest sucks. Mechanics and insurance companies are not the most fun people to hang with.

  9. Neil had this to say on February 12th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    Only you would get into an accident and then notice the other woman’s shoes.

  10. Annie had this to say on February 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I did the same thing a few years ago with my little corolla vs. big SUV. (including the F*%k). Her car a scratch, my car crinkled hood like you. It happens but it is a crappy way to start your day! Glad you are ok.

  11. mcgee had this to say on February 12th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    oh no! so sorry about your accident, but thank goodness you’re okay!

  12. Fast Cars had this to say on February 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Stupid…

    The story of hitting an S.U.V…….

  13. Jeff's Place had this to say on February 12th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Good to hear that you are fine!!
    3 weeks!?!?!
    YIKES!
    Hopefully you have a really cool rental!
    Good luck and I hope the car gets back to you soon!
    :)

  14. Saj had this to say on February 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Ugh. I’m so glad you’re okay! But the whole thing really sucks. Been there, done that (but not a rear-ending thing, a run-a-red-light thing). Totaling a car is no fun. Let’s hope that’s not your case!

  15. Kathy had this to say on February 27th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    oooh. suck.
    glad you’re alright.

  16. Stupid — Personal Injury blog had this to say on April 18th, 2008 at 4:57 am

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