catheroominations

today my horoscope warned me against “drawing any conclusions.” I wish I’d read it earlier, because I had already drawn one. it was really pretty, lots of bright colors of purple, red, green, blue, and yellow.

Early this morning, Christian Slater was arrested and charged with groping. Apparently, he touched a woman’s “buttocks.” What the hell? If he’d grabbed my ass, I’d invite him to come home with me. Was this woman Amish? It’s Christian Slater for pete’s sake!

I am hereby offering my bootie…er…buttocks for Christian to grope at will.

I heard today that every 8 seconds, someone turns 50.

whoever that person is, they have over 10,000 birthdays every single day!