May 31, 2005

very bad things

Early this morning, Christian Slater was arrested and charged with groping. Apparently, he touched a woman’s “buttocks.” What the hell? If he’d grabbed my ass, I’d invite him to come home with me. Was this woman Amish? It’s Christian Slater for pete’s sake!

I am hereby offering my bootie…er…buttocks for Christian to grope at will.

roominate on this yourself