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January 24, 2006

woe is me…and you, and you, and that guy over there, and…

are you overwhelmed with christmas debt? mopey because the holidays are over? frustrated with failed new year’s resolutions? well, gloomy mcgrumpypants, I can’t help you.

but here’s a math problem that might explain it:

[W + (D-d)] x TQ
M x NA

variables: (W) weather, (D) debt, (d) monthly salary, (T) time since Christmas, (Q) time since failed quit attempt, (M) low motivational levels and (NA) the need to take action.

I am sure you derived from this equation that today, january 24 is the most depressing day of the year.

take heart, there is a cure for this worldwide woe. y’all need to laugh. take two episodes of scrubs and call me in the morning.