catheroominations

December 7, 2005

most pretentious person ever

on my 2-mile commute to work today, I pulled up to a stop light next to a nice mercedes…or so I thought.

but upon taking a closer look, I almost threw up a little in my mouth. I took out my camera to take a picture, but chickened out because I feared the driver to be a mafia hit man, drug dealer, or pimp. who else would drive a champagne colored CLK430, with louis vuitton lv’s barfed all over the convertible top and window tint?

blessed screaming jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker, that thing was ugly.

one person has roominated about “most pretentious person ever”

roominate on this yourself