catheroominations

it’s official, ben affleck is a dad [shudder]. according to us weekly magazine, jennifer garner finally gave birth. it’s a girl. rumor has it, the product of bennifer part deux is named violet. judging from how often ben and jen visited starbucks, I’m guessing violet is the name of their favorite barrista.

remember, you read it here first…or second, or third, or maybe you don’t give a whole lotta hoo-haa.