November 30, 2005

today’s song is a goocher

and was inspired by nip/tuck. I was watching dr. christian troy talk to his new client, abby, about what she doesn’t like about herself. abby wanted to be beautiful, to be transformed into a woman who would stand a chance with christian. she said she felt ugly and horselike, and her large butt and thighs made her feel like a clydesdale who should be pulling a sleighful of bud. this made me think “how about some queen for the blog today?” and I uploaded my mp3 while christian wrote all over abby’s body, marking with her own lipstick, the spots that needed work.

he ran out of lipstick.

during abby’s liposuction, the cd liz popped into the bang & olufsen was none other than “fat bottomed girls.” dude!

later in the show, christian had sex with abby, but ony after making her cover her face with a a paper bag. this was just mean and meant to humiliate her because from the position christian was in, he couldn’t see her face anyway.

christian is an absolute a-hole but he gets away with it because he is so freakin’ hot.

roominate on this yourself