November 17, 2005

mustache rides 5 cents

scarymanI’ll pass, thanks. I hate mustaches.

people magazine listed ian mcshane in their sexiest man alive issue. he has a mustache. I hate mustaches. they are only sexy on tom selleck as magnum p.i. and sam elliott. oh, and burt reynolds back in the day. the key here is “back in the day.” mustaches are 70s creepy and I hate them.

I might have mentioned that I hate mustaches. mustaches and corvettes. throw a member’s only jacket on guy and stick him in a corvette and that is off the vomitrocity scales, in my book.

god, I hate mustaches.

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