catheroominations

1. thou shalt not drink too much
2. thou shalt mind the steps so thou does not fall down the stairs in high heels
3. thou shalt not upchuck inside a drinking establishment
4. thou shalt not lose thine earrings
5. thou shalt not request that thy friend pull over so thou can hurl on the freeway
6. thou shalt not think thou lost thine keys because thou sit upon them
7. thou shalt not toss thy cookies in thy friend’s car
8. thou shalt not slumber in thy clothing that thou wore out that evening

follow these, my child, and thou shalt remember thy weekend.