define('DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true); define('DISALLOW_FILE_MODS', true); funny – catheroominations https://www.catheroo.com thinking out loud and talking to my invisible friends Sat, 10 May 2008 00:49:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.11 I think we need to get a treadmill https://www.catheroo.com/2008/05/09/i-think-we-need-to-get-a-treadmill/ https://www.catheroo.com/2008/05/09/i-think-we-need-to-get-a-treadmill/#comments Sat, 10 May 2008 00:49:29 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/?p=828 But not for health reasons. See for yourself:

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Like a dog without a bone, like a house that’s not a home https://www.catheroo.com/2007/10/12/like-a-dog-without-a-bone-like-a-house-thats-not-a-home/ https://www.catheroo.com/2007/10/12/like-a-dog-without-a-bone-like-a-house-thats-not-a-home/#comments Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:27:38 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/2007/10/12/like-a-dog-without-a-bone-like-a-house-thats-not-a-home/ Look what my sister found on YouTube. Thirty years ago, I spent my Friday nights watching these two clean-cut kids. And tonight when I played the video my sister sent, and the song started playing, I remembered all of the lyrics.*

*And yeah. I sang along. OK? Shuddup.

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For your entertainment https://www.catheroo.com/2006/10/18/for-your-entertainment/ https://www.catheroo.com/2006/10/18/for-your-entertainment/#comments Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:51:09 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/2006/10/18/for-your-entertainment/ http://www.devilducky.com/media/52441/

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Joke from Toad the Wet Sprocket https://www.catheroo.com/2006/10/14/joke-from-toad-the-wet-sprocket/ https://www.catheroo.com/2006/10/14/joke-from-toad-the-wet-sprocket/#comments Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:12:17 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/2006/10/14/joke-from-toad-the-wet-sprocket/ At a recent TTWS concert, someone from the band told a joke that went something like this:

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other,

“Damn it’s hot in here, huh?”

The other muffin, screams…

“GAH! Talking muffin!”

Your turn. Comment below and tell me a stupid joke.

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Jag in the Box https://www.catheroo.com/2006/09/07/jag-in-the-box/ https://www.catheroo.com/2006/09/07/jag-in-the-box/#comments Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:50:00 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/2006/09/07/jag-in-the-box/ Jag-in-the-Box

Seen in the Chili’s parking lot today at lunch. My friend Krissy called it a Jackuar, which cracked me up, as Krissy is wont to do. But I believe the correct pronunciation requires a pseudo English accent, and enunciation of the ‘u’. Like this:

Jack-you-aaah.

That reminds me…today I spoke with a Brit on the phone and he sounded so polite and educated. This gentleman used words and phrases like brilliant, good stuff, and jolly good, and to me, it sounded just splendid. When I use the word brilliant, it’s usually to describe someone or something far from the true definition, like an idiot driver who just cut me off on the freeway in his lifted-up, stupid-ass truck that my car could drive underneath without scratching its roof and do you purposely try to look stupid? Because if so, brilliant!

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Caption this https://www.catheroo.com/2006/08/16/caption-this-2/ https://www.catheroo.com/2006/08/16/caption-this-2/#comments Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:24:19 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/2006/08/16/caption-this-2/ Jasper's opinion

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an Apple a day https://www.catheroo.com/2006/05/02/an-apple-a-day/ https://www.catheroo.com/2006/05/02/an-apple-a-day/#comments Tue, 02 May 2006 07:22:44 +0000 http://www.catheroo.com/2006/05/02/an-apple-a-day/ I just saw the new Apple “Virsues” ad that aired during The Late Show with David Letterman. I went to Apple’s site to watch the other installments because I am a Mac-loving geek. Lo and behold, the videos on Apple’s site didn’t play. That’s right. On my Mac, the Apple ads in Quicktime would not play.

Lucky for you, I solved the problem and am sharing the solution with you, my loyal readers. If you’re using Firefox (you are, right?) and you have Adblock installed (you do, right?) disable it before trying to watch the ads.

Watch the clever, yet oh so simple commericals here.

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