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March 6, 2007

Weirdness

Jenni tagged me for this meme awhile back and I am just now getting around to doing it.

Rules: Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things, habits or little known facts about themselves. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things, habits or little known facts, as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names.

  1. I don’t like the Beatles. I know they had much to do with music today, so I feel a little guilty about not liking them. If a Beatles song comes on the radio, I will switch the station. Every time.
  2. I can eat an entire bag of chocolate chips in one sitting. This has not been proven, I just am highly confident in myself my ability to inhale a whole bag.
  3. I grew up in a TV-watching family and have always been a huge fan of the b00b tube. I was so enamored with TV and the stars I watched on it that I ran away to live with Sonny & Cher when I was little. I didn’t get very far though.
  4. I have always thought I am fat. Even when I was anorexic with a big lollipop head, wearing GAP Kids pants, I thought I was fat then too.
  5. I have had my identity stolen. Twice. I think the second time it happened was by someone finding something I did not shred and threw in our apartment dumpster. There was an old lady in the complex who would sift through the recycling and I fancied her an innocent victim, tricked by her evil grandchildren who convinced her that she was a vigilante, protecting people like me (from people like them) by removing personal data from our dumpsters.
  6. I have never broken a bone or had major surgery.
  7. I have been told I resemble Sally Field, Katie Couric, Britney Spears, and Natalie Maines, but really, I’d much prefer to have their paychecks than their looks.
  8. I have always wanted to go to the Oscars, and would kill to be a seat filler. If they sat me next to Kevin Spacey, I would need a drool bucket.
  9. I think it’s annoying that it is perfectly acceptable to want to have kids, even lots of kids. But if you don’t want any, it’s like you’re a freak. To me, it’s just as much a personal choice not to want children as it is to have them.
  10. I don’t have 10 things that are weird about me. (Matte thought up that one.)

Now, who to tag? You. I’m tagging you. If you’re reading this, consider yourself tagged. Go. Do some soul-searching. I’ll be over here eating chocolate chips.

Overheard at the office

Cube dweller #1: Hey, what’s Steve’s last name?

Cube dweller #2: Steve who?