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December 9, 2005

this s#!@ really is b-a-n-a-n-a-s

bananasgwen stefani is selling a clothing line called harajuku lovers. you can buy a three-pack of chonies on fredflare.com for $44.

mentioning bananas on boxers is kind of punny. but gwen, you should really reconsider the word s#!@ on these girlie undies. that’s a little too close for comfort.

or maybe my mind is just in the gutter

(found on nymag.com)

in other reality tv-related news….

steppin’ to the big screen side
american idol contestant jennifer hudson is set to play effie white in the movie version of dreamgirls. she’ll be singing and I am telling you I’m not going, the song frenchie davis sang a bajillion times on entertainment tonight, after it was discovered that she posed for a naughty nudie site. btw, frenchie can truly belt out that song. I know because I heard it 8 times a week when I worked on the stage version of dreamgirls. beyonce knowles will play deena, jamie foxx is curtis, eddie murphy is james thunder early, and danny glover plays marty. as a self-proclaimed theatre geek, this is one of my favorite shows, and I cannot wait for december 2006.

dancing with “the stars”
this season, the show has been expanded to 90 minutes. the roster for this season is:
tatum o’neal (one of the few former child actors without a crack addiction)
jerry rice (he bought me a beer once)
tia carrere (wayne campbell’s (among other males) object of affection)
giselle fernandez (from access hollywood apparently)
george hamilton (I saw him driving in a convertible on sunset blvd. he is very orange)
stacy kiebler (wwe wrestler…I feel an evander holyfield moment coming)
drew lachey (nick’s brother. he was in rent on broadway)
kenny mayne (from espn. I dig him)
lisa rinna (filling the soap star slot)
romeo (teen rapper and I have no clue who he is)

his torch is still lit

jeffy
according to the new york post online today, jeff probst will be staying with survivor until 2008, after agreeing to a 2-year deal.

we all should be able to sleep better now.