December 2, 2005

sweet dreams are made of this

I just read that some horndog in canada was acquitted of sexual abuse charges. apparently he suffers from sexsomnia, or “involuntary sexual behavior during sleep.” the court called in a sleep expert, who testified under oath that the perv perp was asleep when the alleged attack occured, due to said sexsomnia.

but then why was the dude wearing a condom when he awoke? a person doesn’t involuntarily don a condom.

I’ll bet he unconsciously put barry white in his cd player and sleep-lit some candles too.

roominate on this yourself