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Cube dweller #1: Hey, what’s Steve’s last name?

Cube dweller #2: Steve who?

Has anyone else noticed that the latest UPS ads on TV use the tune Such Great Heights by…The Postal Service?

Hey girls, could you do me a favor?

1. Grab a measuring tape
2. Measure your waist
3. Measure the largest part of your thigh
4. Tell me the difference (in inches) between your waist measurement and your thigh measurement
5. You do not have to tell me either of the measurements, just the difference between the two

If you don’t want to leave your answer in the comments, you can e-mail it to me at catheroo at gmail dot com. I won’t share the findings, I promise, nor will I judge you.

I don’t want to admit here (for all the internets to see) why I am asking this, but if you do me this favor, I’ll spill the beans and tell you why I’m curious to know.

Thanks, chicas!

(5:15 pm today)
Him: What are we doing for dinner?
Me: Ravioli, but I’m not hungry yet, are you?
Him: Well, I didn’t really have lunch today.
Me: Hmm…then why don’t you just have some Mrs. Fields cookies for now?

So there I was, sitting at my desk, gnawing on my fingernails while fretting about how to approach my boss with a request for an increase in my salary. When what to my wondering eyes should appear on my Google homepage, but this:

See more Apple love here.

I think this about covers it