I shoulda run more than 3 miles this morning, but my running buddies and I all had to be somewhere by 7.
I woulda gotten our locks rekeyed, but the Home Depot I went to isn’t allowed to do that, per city regulations or some such crap.
I coulda avoided that piece of cake during our all-day meeting, but I was starving and being held captive in a conference room. It wasn’t even good cake.
As you can see, I’m uninspired today, so I leave you with a photo of a hummer*, for your entertainment:
*What? My mom calls them hummers. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeez.