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November 29, 2007

Things I’m doing in December

  • Going to see trannies play Blanche, Rose, Sophia, and whatever the chick who used to play Maude was named on the Golden Girls (I’m too tired to look it up, but it might be Ruth)
  • Going on a wine tasting bus tour
  • Running a race in Wisconsin. (Yes, Wisconsin, where it will be like minus 20 or something, but we get free beer and champagne at the finish line.)
  • Playing Wii for probably 500 hours or so
  • Not working for 2 weeks, halleluja!
  • Getting a haircut which includes the patented, ecstacy-inducing head massage at the shampoo bowl
  • Running 10 miles along the Pacific Ocean
  • Obsessively checking ups.com to see where the hell my packages are dammit
  • Eating my weight in Swedish coffee cake and cinnamon muffins
  • Not blogging every single damn day