Who names their kid this?
Today I got an email from someone named Keep Erect!on. Seriously, that poor child, going through school with a name like that. I mean, can you imagine having the first name “Keep”? The kids must have teased him so much, calling him Creep and Cheap. I feel sorry for him.
Reminds me of the reason we didn’t name either of our boys “Jack.” You know, with our last name: Hoffman.
I think I know him - kind of a short kid who always arrived too early.
Ah one of the wonderful things about not having kids - nobody gives the cat a hard time if you give it a strange name!