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June 6, 2006

Where’s this headed, and why the handbasket?*

As today is June 6, 2006 (aka 6-6-6), I am maxing out my credit cards. Please leave your wish list in the comments. It’s on me. Because with the coming apocolypse (I’m guessing it’ll arrive after business hours?), I won’t have to pay off the bills. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some miles to put on my new Italian sports car.

Just to clarify…that whole end-of-the-world thing does happen today. Right?

Right?

If not, uh…could someone loan me a few hundred thousand dollars because DAMN it! I’m in some serious trouble here.

*Courtesy of Peter Mulvey. Is it courtesy if I used it without asking first? I can ask him tonight, at Don Quixote’s. Because I’m going to see him, for the second time in a week. Nice Wisconsonian. (Wait a minute…that’s redundant.)

3 people have roominated “Where’s this headed, and why the handbasket?*”

  1. (e) had this to say on June 6th, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    I’ll take a house in the Saratoga hills. Some place with a little more storage space. :)

  2. The Daily Randi had this to say on June 6th, 2006 at 6:29 pm

    Wow. Your Blog seriously Cracks Me Up!!

    xoxoThe Daily Randi

  3. MadMeer had this to say on June 6th, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    Oh damn! They already took my credit cards away.
    Is it too late to have you buy me something nice?

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