10 words and phrases
here are a list of words and phrases that I like to use:
bee X bee - be square (ex: “be there or bee X bee”). borrowed from ken karn.
box of hair - used to describe someone stupid. borrowed from beth. (pile of rope and box of rocks also convey similar sentiments).
chabow - effed up. borrowed from krissy.
emmer effer - mother f#$%er
jahunga - super large (ex: “my ass looks jahunga in this outfit”). my sister and I made this one up.
skank whore - when skank isn’t descriptive enough, and whore doesn’t quite cover it, I use both words together.
smarmy - used to describe a gross, slimy guy who usually has a mustache and drives a corvette.
blessed screaming jesus on a whole wheat goddamn cracker - irreverent, yes, but a shockingly colorful way to say “holy sh%t”. borrowed from rescue me.
thrillogy - the retirement community where my parents live. it’s actually called trilogy, but it’s so off-the-hook exciting, I refer to it as thrillogy.
waste of skin - used to describe a useless person.
And when even “skank whore” doesn’t cover it, you can always use my personal favorite, “crack whore with no soul.”